Bought some 90% dark chocolate home, being told that they are unhealthy because it’s “dutched” and I should’ve bought the 85% instead.

Usually I let this go and joke that they are not presents for her. But it must be the hungover that got me this morning – went into the unnecessary details of the lack of research on the nutritional difference between the two, how the nutritional values of the cocoa are inconsistent between batches, the fact that the alternative contains vanilla extract which usually implies that the cocoa quality is lacklustre and needs flavouring…

AND if she really cares about being healthy, she should’ve stop nicking my sweets.

I’m looking for a place to move now.