..I simply don’t know if I can even fake laugh at Jack Whitehall. I’ve looked him up on YouTube and genuinely don’t crack a smile at anything the attention seeking, overgrown arts student stereotype has to say. His Dad is old, things are embarrassing, rude words are funny if you say them loud – his set list reads like the diary of a 13 year old girl and I’ll be honest my interest in the private thoughts of 13 year old girls took a sharp and permanent nose dive around 1994.

Mrs P however thinks Jack is hilarious and we have tickets to see him at the end of the month. I have tried to suggest she takes a friend to no avail. Any advice gratefully received.